1. Heckling
is allowed and encouraged.
2. No Sex
or Sexual Acts unless Mike or Randy are involved. Not together you sick freaks.
3. No drinking
on premises.
4. No farting
unless in the bathroom or on Patrick Duffy's face.
5. No walking
into occupied bathrooms...Ryan
6.
No smoking unless outside.
7. Trash
you make must be thrown away by said trash maker.
8. Do not
poop on yourself.
9. No dangerous
or wild animals.
10. Sit and Spins allowed.
11. No Skunks!
12. No snoring (there WILL
be consequences).
13. No bedwetting. Im not cleaning that up.
14. No vomiting.
15. No beating up Mike and Randy
if the selected movie sucks. Hey, we didnt freaking make the movie!
16. No beating up Mike and Randy
in general.
17. If you cant heckle properly,
you can be kicked out on Mike or Randy's say.
18. Randy and Mike cannot be
kicked out for heckling badly (Had to toss this one in for safety)
19. Vince!!! (said in mad yet
sympathetic motherly voice)
20. If you begin to eat the people around you, you will be booted from the marathon.
21. If you invite Pauly Shore, Carrot Top or Kenny G, you will be killed and that
guy who eats people will eat said stars.
22. Making fun of Duffy, or the other stars mentioned above, is highly encouraged.
23. Imitations of Tony Curtis now accepted.
24. No Bush supporters!
