Stan:

"The marathon was the greatest event in my life next to the International Bug Museum."

Mia:

"The marathon was one of the most wonderful experiences I've ever had. PS. I'm single"

Roger:

"It's like a rollercoaster ride, but without the rollerocaster and the ride aspect of it"

Bum On Street:

"I'z luv thee marathon." (VOMITS) "Nooo, beer tho!"

French Actress Virginie Ledoyen:

"I love the marathon, but most of all, I love Randy! He is SOOO sexy! I will marry him one day."

El Pompador:

"I am El Pompador!! The marathon was beautiful because I was there!"

Kristy:

"You guys are all dorks!"