Stan:

"I AM Ricky Ho!!!"

Mia:

"I still love the marathon. I AM no longer single though. I love Stan."

El Pompador:

"El Pompador is like Visa, I'm everywhere you want me to be."

Granny:

"I gotta hand it to them, they did a good job with the marathon."

Superman:

"Why, oh why, doesn't El Pompador love me?"

Terry Porter:

"Hello. I'm Terry Porter and I can't even get a date."

Bum On Street

"SHEEEEET!"

Roger:

"I liked it when that guy with the thing did that thing with the thing. That was so cool!"

French Actress Virginie Ledoyen:

"Without my one true love, Randy, the marathon would have been nothing."

Dick:

"I really liked Nightmare on Elm Street 2."

Kevin:

"The only thing cooler than the marathon is my SWEET hairstyle."

Smitty:

"Marathon. Marathon. Marathon. Marathon!!!"